- VERSE 1 -
Yo yo yo YO!
The other day we were jumped by this Robo
Beat that Badnik, about to just go home.
Then halc had this idea, yeah,
This bot right here, he wanted to repair.
Took it back to the lab, hooked up the motherboard
to the drum machine and the guitar chord.
He added some bass as the last thing
Then this robot came alive and starts dancing.
Getting funky with the bassline
Breakdancing like he was having a great time
He's got no mouth but if he had
He'd have a grin as big as the Cheshire cat
We jumped in, started dancing with the Robo
Infectious, party hard in slow mo'
Dance moves that'd make you look loco
For real, he's one crazy mofo

- CHORUS -
Everybody in the place tonight
get down when see this Robo
We didn't bring him here to fight
now everybody copy this crazy mofo!

Here we go!
Alright!
Here we go!
Alright!

- VERSE 2 -
Took him out to the club and Robo went live
Jumped on the dance floor, done electric slide
Spun around on his arms, then a few windmills
The crowd staring like "yo, he got sick skills"
Oh you know, fo' sho'
Put the Robo on the flo' and watch him go
The ladies asking us like "yo, he with you?"
And we're nodding our head, like 'keep it cool'
Chick magnet, you wish you had it.
Only thing is the Robo had a tactic
Slid on over to the bar and took all their number
Leaving us with none and under par.
But rah, yo. I wasn't even mad
With a vibe like that it's hard to fight back
He got the whole club bouncing like a low-low
Big up one time to the Crazy Robo

- CHORUS -

- OUTRO -
Everybody in the place tonight
Get down when see this Robo
We didn't bring him here to fight
now everybody copy this crazy mofo!