-Intro-
halc: I'm in the house, yo
DiGi: Who's in the house, yo?
halc: I'm in the house, yo
Sir J: You in the house, yo?
halc: I'm in the house, yo
DiGi: The doc's in the house
All: halc's in the house, yo!

DiGi: The doc's in the house
All: halc's in the house, yo!

-Hook-
Doctor halc is in the house
Everybody in the Zone get down

-Verse 1-
Yo, yo, yo, yoooo!
They call me the doc, bruv
My bio-engineered grooves got your blood clotted up like a drug
Fucked up! You're in my domain
I'm chillin' in the Marble G, I got my jane lit
Took a big hit, got real blitzed, and an epiphany
I think I'm gonna upgrade Val's whip
Blast process the gas so fast the damn thing
Would leave even Sonic's ass spun out in the fast lane
Spindash power up the turbo
So good, this calls for a glass of Merlot
Bunny Man's looking with a twinkle in his eye, like
"Yo doc, let me just step into this ride!"
And just like that, he's off on a test drive
And by time he arrives I've dropped acid twice
Popped some whack shite on the Robo's hard drive
And now he's unloading trojans on the little girls on Lifetime
Dance Moms? Shit, Dance Badniks
We're the ZR, our figures already top the list
Finale had bitches panties in a twist
"Like hey guys, where's season two? I wanna binge-watch that shit!"
Pfff, two? We've already been renewed
2014 'til infinity, get clued
We're here to stay but while you wait
Let me lead the way to the lab in the MGZ (uh!)

-Chorus-
Tools of the trade, shaker champagne
Boom-bap Bombay be flowin' for days
Sniff a line of bass, synths get shit-faced
Pharmaceutically, this groove be gettin' you blazed
Check on in, sign the dotted line
The doctor will be with you in a matter of time
Medical approach, incredible studio
So sick, it's viral like the common cold (uh!)

-Verse 2-
Force field, my shield's electric
Collect the rings and leave the place wrecked, shit
Smash up the TV's
They're all gonna respawn when we jump through the big ring
Emerald bling, Blue Spheres got
Jump on the switch, landscape drops
Clear a new path at the bottom of the first Act
But be sure not to lock eyes with the arrow trap
Don't be a fuckin' kitsune pussy, man
I know this Zone like the back of my hand
And if you follow my lead you're gonna thank me
'Cos when we get to the lab, shit's about to get swanky
They don't call me the doc for no reason
I got my degree in sick beats and good weed
We've arrived, so come in and go live
'Cos the doctor halc is in the house tonight, yo!

(Hook)
(Chorus)

The doctor's in (so everybody get down)
Val's bouncin' around (so everybody get down)
Sir J's makin' sound (so everybody get down)
Zone Runners in the house, everybody get down
The doctor's in town (so everybody get down)
And we chiefin' that loud (so everybody get down)
So come on, join the crowd (so everybody get down)
Zone Runners in the house, everybody get down

-Outro-
Yeah! Woo!
We up out of here, peace!

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